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Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Has Conan Questioning His Sexuality


For those craving a new entry in CD Projekt RED’s open-world action-RPG series, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt has been a long time coming. While most people will have to wait just under two weeks to try out the game for themselves, late-night talk show host Conan O’Brien is no ordinary person. He’s a gamer; a clueless one, at that. The latest entry in Clueless Gamer has Conan test his might against the elements at play in the empire of Nilfgaard, and as is the case with titles that have lots of bloody action and sexually enticing gameplay, Mr. O’Brien was quite the willing participant.

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Per usual, Conan continues to be unskilled when it comes to video games, and The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is no exception. Questioning everything he hears out of the game’s description (“Nilfgaard? More like MILFgaard,” [paraphrasing] and how a girl is named Yennefer instead of a normal name, like Jennifer), regular gameplay story and quest options are just obstacles in the way of his true passion; making his fictional character have sex with another fictional character for the first time in his gaming career, no matter what the cost. If that means killing monsters in his way, that’s just an added bonus! Needless to say, hilarity ensues. Personally, I think it’s one of Conan’s bests of the entire segment’s history.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt will be released for the PC, PS4 and Xbox One on May 19th.

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