I have no idea how these squids do it. Perhaps after playing the game for long enough, a combination of excellent luck and a good eye results in an ensemble that not only has ridiculously good stats, but looks killer as well. I envy the Inklings who visit my plaza decked out in stylish get-up that somehow has full-on stats tailored perfectly to their playstyle. I want that gear. I try to steal it. I can’t, because even if I get the appearance, I still have to reroll the stats.
Check the shops every day, and play a lot. Perhaps someday whatever strange gods rule Inkopolis will bestow upon you a piece that is both fashionable and useful. Until then…enjoy the football helmet and Hawaiian shirt.
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