South Park: The Stick of Truth Achievements Revealed

I continue to be in disbelief. South Park: The Stick of Truth actually looks like it will not be delayed once again, and that it will actually launch in time for March. The fact that the achievements have been leaked solidifies it, with a full list available from XboxAchievements.

Warning; there are outrageously hilarious, yet vulgar achievements in the following list.

New Kid On The Block 15 g 
Join the KKK.
First Day in South Park 15 g 
Spend one day in South Park.
Gingivitis 15 g 
Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
Day Walker 15 g 
Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Made This for You 15 g 
Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
Are We Cool? 15 g 
Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Parkeologist 15 g 
Open all garages in South Park.
For the Hoarder 15 g 
Sell nothing the entire game.
Truth to Power 15 g 
Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
Irritable Bowels 15 g 
Shit your pants during a boss battle.
Dog Whistle 15 g 
Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
Dragon Wrath 15 g 
Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
Just Saying Hi 15 g 
Fart on each available buddy in the game.
Re-Buttal 15 g 
Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
Heisenberg 15 g 
Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
Shutout 15 g 
Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
Stay Down 15 g 
Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they’re knocked out.
Avenger 15 g 
Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
No Child Left Behind 15 g 
Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
Poco Chinpoko 15 g 
Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
Chinpoko loco 30 g 
Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
Chinpokolypse 75 g 
Collect all the Chinpokomon.
Daddy Issues 15 g 
Befriend your Dad.
More Popular Than Jesus 30 g 
Befriend Half of South Park.
Junk Peddler 15 g 
Sell 300 junk items.
Ass of Fire 15 g 
Kill 20 enemies with Cartman’s ass.
Canadian Handshake 15 g 
Fart on people 100 times
Animal Cruelty 15 g 
Fart on animals 25 times.
Pulling Mud 15 g 
Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
Shopaholic 15 g 
Complete half of the available costume sets.
Clothes Whore 75 g 
Complete all available Costume Sets.
Friends in Strange Places 15 g 
Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
Weapon Proficiency 15 g 
Score 100 perfect attacks.
Skilled Defender 15 g 
Block 100 attacks.
You bastards! 15 g 
Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
Mastery 15 g 
Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid’s abilities.
Make it Rain! 15 g 
Spend $500.
Full Arsenal 15 g 
Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

In addition, there are 12 secret achievements for South Park: The Stick of Truth that vary from 5 to 30 achievement points.

There is something oddly poetic about the fact that the first achievement is to join the KKK. Taking that into account along with the amount of farting, defecating into your own pants, meeting Jesus as a “Jew,” killing enemies with Cartman’s ass and Ginger hate; what we have here is an authentic South Park experience within the confines of an RPG video game.

South Park: The Stick of Truth will be released on the PS3, Xbox 360 and PC on March 4th.


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